Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for July 07, 2024

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      3 months ago

    yeah, Poindexter⠄⠄⠄ get a cue!

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    kingdiamond69  3 months ago

    If it is anything like me its always on the side where I’m holding 3 bags of grocery’s in my hand.

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    Don’t use keys anymore. Car doesn’t need them and I don’t bother locking my front door.

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    Znox11  3 months ago

    Car keys…corner pocket.

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    Same issue every day… right on cue.

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    If he felt around and racked his brain, I’m sure he could find them.

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    P51Strega  3 months ago

    From this day on he always kept his in the same pocket, a lesson he could chalk up to experience.

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    wongo  3 months ago

    It’s always the last place you look! (snarf)

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Let’s just table this discussion until tomorrow.

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    Rob Smith Premium Member 3 months ago

    And call it out first.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  3 months ago

    He was born in the shallow end of the gene pool.

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    The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member 3 months ago

    If he can’t find them, he’ll be behind the eight-ball.

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 3 months ago

    The guy has balls.

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    mistercatworks  3 months ago

    Ha! Everyone knows pool tables keep their keys on a chain. :)

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    Doug K  3 months ago

    Are they coming home from a pool party?

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