Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for August 14, 2024

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    FreihEitner Premium Member about 2 months ago

    I’m a fan of alternative solutions. It could work.

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    hubbard3188  about 2 months ago

    And mud. Don’t forget the mud.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 2 months ago

    No littering … oh, wait.

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    Dam…

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    cracker65  about 2 months ago

    Good one

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    deojaideep aka Courage  about 2 months ago

    ROFLMAO!!

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    deojaideep aka Courage  about 2 months ago

    Dam the “Beaver”!! Oh no no no!! Gonna get smacked for this!

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    MichaelAxelFleming  about 2 months ago

    Here in Eugene, we learned how to keep Beavers out of our back yard. We just put up a set of goalposts. They never come anywhere near those.

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    Imagine  about 2 months ago

    Beavers? Really?

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    rekam Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Am I wrong in believing that the water she’s talking about is because she’s about to give birth?

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    LOL! ☺ great gag

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    Su770n  about 2 months ago

    Dam it!

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    The Reader Premium Member about 2 months ago

    That’s right; you will have to get working on the new addition.

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    kucpa Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Where’s Leslie Nielsen when you need him?

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    wubby  about 2 months ago

    Dam!!

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima  about 2 months ago

    Bucky’s not the brightest bulb.

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    wongo  about 2 months ago

    Seriously now?

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    RLG Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Well, he didn’t panic.

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    PuggyPug  about 2 months ago

    will the doctor fix the water?

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    ladykat  about 2 months ago

    That’s not helpful

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    Kevin Roth Premium Member about 2 months ago

    LOL – Great one!

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    Gent  about 2 months ago

    Water you doing? Oh god. Dam it.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 2 months ago

    When he met her, he sang Sophie B. Hawkins’ “ Dam, I Wish I Was Your Lover.”

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    Jayalexander  about 2 months ago

    This is gonna’ hurt.

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    oakie817  about 2 months ago

    oh dam

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    mistercatworks  about 2 months ago

    One dam thing after another.

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    Chris Sherlock  about 2 months ago

    Looks like he has a kit to fix the problem.

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