Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for December 11, 2024

Cat attack?

A song about an earthquake in the African Republic of Djibouti.

musta been one heck of a bough movement

the tree is em-bare-a$$ed

Oh. I thought you laughed your a$$ off.

I had Mexican for lunch, sorry

He’s a mis-assembled Ikea tree.

There’s a brand of bagged popcorn called Pirate’s Booty. In the store, I’d pick up a bag and go “Shake your Booty”. Yep, dad joke without being a dad.

No Disco Christmas for them!

Stop needling your friend.

If you keep yourself well-hydrated,

… you may avoid or minimize this result.

Doug-less fir.

I thought the booty was supposed to be left under the tree.

Dude. What is in these drinks?

Sadly, in far too many locations, tis the season of excess to do whatever comes artificially.

Trust him. He obviously speaks from experience.

Ian Matthews “Shake it”