Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for January 11, 2025

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I like that company name – nab bite-go.

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    Ratkin Premium Member about 1 month ago

    He can top it off with a chocolate chick cookie.

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    paulbbott1629  about 1 month ago

    Brooks Robinson is not amused

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    Tachyon the Samurai Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I thought you could only get those in Baltimore.

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    ʲᔆ  about 1 month ago

    it’s a tweet treat

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    i_am_the_jam  about 1 month ago

    Almost repeating yourself, Mr. Parisi: offthemark/2010/08/18

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    The Reader Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Double stuffed with extra feathers!

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    Gent  about 1 month ago

    Kitty better eats the real theeng than overprocessed packaged poisons.

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    wongo  about 1 month ago

    I would have thought a Three mousekateers bar!

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    ladykat Premium Member about 1 month ago

    If they are treat sized or come with gravy, my cats might , maybe, be tempted.

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    Doug K  about 1 month ago

    Some cats just like to eat the “fluffy” filling.

    [All-natural flavoring used.]

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    GreenT267  about 1 month ago

    I miss Hydrox. Hydrox was actually the original chocolate sandwich cookie, made by Sunshine Biscuits in 1908. Sunshine was acquired by Keebler in 1996 and discontinued the cookie in 1999. Keebler was later acquired by Kellogg’s, which sold the cookie line and rights to the Keebler name to Ferrero, which reintroduced the Hydrox cookie by Leaf Brands. [It is available on Amazon for an extremely high price per ounce.]

    Oreo was created by Nabisco in 1912 as an imitation of Hydrox. However, people somehow got the idea that Hydrox was the imitator. Kraft acquired the cookie when it merged with Nabisco in 2000; and, in 2012, it became part of Mondelez International when Kraft Foods renamed itself. [Kraft’s North American non-snack grocery business continues is Kraft Foods Group which became Kraft Heinz in 2015]. Mondelez also owns a lot of other snack brands [e.g., Chips Ahoy, Cadbury, Ritz, Trident, Chiclets, Tang, Belvita]. It’s really amazing and depressing that so many ‘competing brands’ are actually owned by the same company. And Mondelez isn’t even in the top 3 — those are Nestle, PepsiCo, and Kraft Heinz.

    The difference between the two cookies? Hydrox cookies have a less sweet filling and a crunchier cookie shell that is less soggy when dipped in milk. And, since the 1990s, Oreos have been tweaked to ensure that they are cookies for everyone — they contain no animal products or trans fat and are kosher-certified. However, since they are still manufactured in factories with other products which contain dairy, etc. cross-contamination is a slight possibility.

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    Steverino Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I have never understood why they don’t have mouse flavored cat food.

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    Chris  about 1 month ago

    hey, I wonder if my moms cat would like that? :D

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    bobbyferrel  about 1 month ago

    Pull it apart to get to the gooey center.

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    Carl  Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I can see this as the beginning of a Tigers/Orioles campaign.

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    ʲᔆ  about 1 month ago

    C̲O̲M̲M̲E̲R̲C̲I̲A̲L̲ T̲A̲G̲L̲I̲N̲E̲

    “ᴄᴀᴛ ʙᴜɢɢɪɴɢ ʏᴏᴜ?”

    “ɢɪᴠᴇ ’ᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴇ BIRD!

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    Zebrastripes  about 1 month ago

    Gasp! These aren’t the puuuuufect treats….M. E. O. W. !

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    mindjob  about 1 month ago

    Excellant

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    Aimless Melissa   about 1 month ago

    LMAO!

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    Stephen Gilberg  about 1 month ago

    I thought of “Baltimore Oreos” as a kid.

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    Frank Burns Eats Worms  about 1 month ago

    Mmmmm…chocolate chirp cookies.

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    FireAnt_Hater  about 1 month ago

    Those are for house cats. The feral cats can get their own. They do quite well at it…

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    Spiffy  about 1 month ago

    They’re twistable!

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    dbrucepm  about 1 month ago

    looks like it should be in Wacky Packages

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