Ollie and Quentin by Piers Baker for March 21, 2016
Quentin: What?!! In a popularity poll lugworms came almost bottom! Stupid dogs, cats and rabbits came top. Even vultures, seaslugs and cockroaches beat us. Ollie: So who came last? Quentin: Er... I thought it might be insensitive to say. Ollie: Gulls? Quentin: Guess again.