Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for August 04, 2012
sir, although we cannot repair your router under warranty, we will fix it in return for the eternal use of your soul. verne: That's it?...no beauty? no riches? no fame? nope. you get a working router....we get your soul. verne: you get a lot of takers for this deal? humans enjoy their time online. verne: Al gore didn't invent the internet, did he? he give us his soul..we let him claim he invented our internet. we're not monsters.