Pat Oliphant for February 28, 1981
Aliens: Where th' heck is it? What time you got? At least they say they started the engines. That's a help - then all the tiles fell off. Tiles?? What it is? A flying restroom? Someone said NASA was taken over by Amtrak. Great, now we'll never get going! What time do you have? Well, I needn't have run for it. Shuttlebutt.