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Pat Oliphant for March 25, 1981
Vice President George H.W. Bush: How does it look, Alex? Waddaya think? Al Haig: I think that's MY helmet you're wearing, Mr. Vice-President - that's what I think! Man: Pardon me, number two, sir - time for your peace negotiations with the Japanese car makers... Punk: Second's on first and first's on third - right?
Or better yet, Maalox