Pat Oliphant for January 14, 1987
Homeless Man: Who are you kiddin'? Drug Addict: Be serious! Man: What money? Taxpayer: Not me. Oliver North: I swear! Vice President George H.W. Bush (out of frame): Go away! Punk: Ah! The truly truly needy! If the contras didn't get it, who's got the money? The truly needy? The war on drugs? The clean water legislation? The taxpayer? Ollie? Hey!