Pat Oliphant for July 27, 1987
George: Some things a watchdog doesn't want to know about... Oh, yes, I tried barking once or twice, but God knows, nobody listened. "Woof," I said, just like that. No answer. I should have resigned right then, but if I had resigned, who then would be the watchdog? So I didn't, but... Punk: Besides, how do you teach an old dog new tricks?