Pat Oliphant for April 15, 1988
IRS Man: You taxpayer scum think we at the IRS are stupid, don't you? You really thought you could get away with this, did you? Look at it! Did you honestly think we would accept this, you dumb twit?? You know what I think of this? THIS is what I think of your precious taxpayer bill of rights! Take this one out and RUIN him! Punk: Try to humor them.