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Pat Oliphant for November 06, 1990
Democrat Donkey: Me? Oh, I think I'll try to return to my roots, become the party of the poor and underprivileged once again, stop behaving like a yuppie jerk, try to find happiness that way - how about you? Republican Elephant: Well, maybe I'll get into some volunteer work...like volunteer for Saudi Arabia, try to fan up a little patriotism, get some xenophobia going, kick a little backside, find a focus again. God, I miss the commies... Punk: Perhaps you could both go!