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Pat Oliphant for November 15, 1991
Mario: ...So, hey, waddya want me to do? Maybe I should try to rescue you, right? OK, let's intellectualize it for a second. You gotta ask, "What's in it for Mario?" I gotta be able to look in the mirror...which I do often...and say, "Hey, Mario - is this thing really YOU?" And by that I mean is it the really real "me" and by "me" I mean is all this... Punk: Maybe she'd hate you in the morning.