Pat Oliphant for July 01, 1993
Generals: Why, oh, why shouldn't we resume nuclear testing? Surely we could find some place acceptable! And perhaps make it appear as a service to personkind! ...But where? ... And not stir up a storm of goddam protests! But where? Where? ...And even have people love us for it... But where? Bingo! Where?? Four-letter word! Starts with "I." Ends with "Q." President Bill Clinton: Lesse Ibosniaq? No. Animal, vegetable or Muslim? Will I be a hero? Will it gain me your approval? Punk: A regular poll-buster, sir!