Pat Oliphant for May 05, 1994
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Secretary: Sir, there's a bimbo in the closet!! President Bill Clinton: Oh, really? What year? Bimbo: I've been hiding in here since you sexually harassed me when you were governor! Clinton: Governor? Why did you take so long to come out? Bimbo: Lissen, you don't just go about these things willy-nilly, Willy - it takes, like, strategy... I have to sell my story to the supermarket tabloids. Then there's trashy talk TV, and there's a book in this, too - big bucks! Big bucks! Being a, like, bimbo is serious business. Clinton: Issue the usual denials. Punk: Man must toil from sun to sun, but a bimbo's work is never done.