Pat Oliphant for February 02, 1999

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Man: And what do you want to do with all the African American's you have freed, Mr. Lincoln? President Lincoln: Why, I think we'll give them the entire District of Columbia to govern as they see fit..After all, we mustn't be niggardly... Man: Perhaps we should also issue them all dictionaries, Sir. President Lincoln: Education! That's the ticket - and be sure they elect a smart mayor. Punk: Son of ebonics.