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Pat Oliphant for November 02, 1999
Al Gore: Naomi Wolf, as my highly paid consultant, do you think you can get him up and going for me? Naomi Wolf: Sure, Al, that's easy - Hey, wake up!! Al Gore: Would stroking him help? Naomi Wolf: Kicking him might. Polls: yawn. Punk: Never kick a beta dog when he's down.