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Pat Oliphant for December 06, 2000
The Bushomatic voting machine improved model Am I the fairest in the land, or what? Nothin' personal Judge takes dislike to Gore attorney, pops him one with gavel, at same time hitting striker plate. Lawyer falls sideways, rope pulls bolt Florida secretary of state asks the mirror again. Mirror shatters. Glass falls into bucket. Mechanical action empties uncounted ballots Trapdoor opens. Game over. What wazzat?? Stop the countin'! Florida supreme court is startled by sound of glass breaking. Nail in board jabs Saul What? No chads?