Pat Oliphant for February 27, 2002
Cat: Can that mean they lie? Dog: Oh, surely not - it's the government. Cat: I'll go ask. Dog: Oh, my - Let it not be true. Cat: They said this is only the white lies division... Cat: They said to get the whole truth. We should ask at the brazen nd bald-faced lies section down the hall. Dog: I do hope they lie to us - I want to believe in my government.