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Pat Oliphant for December 02, 2003
Dick Gephardt: I would go to Baghdad if I thought it would do me any good. Carol Moseley Braun: I'll go to Baghdad. Dennis Kucinich: As an obscure and desperate candidate, I will go to Baghdad. John Kerry: As a viet. veteran, I will ride my motorcycle to Baghdad. Al Sharpton: Oh yeah? I will go to Baghdad and drop snappy one-liners on the troops! Wesley Clark: As a general, I owe it to the nation to go to Baghdad. Hillary Clinton: I went to Baghdad and nobody gives a ----! Howard Dean: As the leading candidate, I will roll up my sleeves and go to Baghdad. Punk: Mission accomplished. Answers