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Pat Oliphant for April 03, 2006
Man: Timkens, as you retire, the board would like to present you with this fine watch in recognition of your 45 years of faithful service. Say thank you. Man: Why, thank you. Thank you, sir. Sir, this is a Mickey Mouse watch. Man: Yes, Timkens, that's in lieu of your retirement benefits. It's all we can afford, you see... we tore up your contract. But you'll survive, Timkens. Somehow. You have my word on it. Punk: Try taking his word to the bank.