Pat Oliphant for March 24, 2008
John McCain: It's well-known that the Shiites and the Abyssinians are infiltrating here in... in... in... Tasmania. Aide: Iraq, sir. McCain: Sorry. Forget I said that. Punk: Merely a slight misspoke, sir. Hillary Clinton: Follow me, men! Don't worry about that incoming sniper fire... I'll cover you... I have experience! Reverend Wright: Hallelujah!! I feel another wild and wacko, sermon comin' on!! Barack Obama: No, you don't! No, you don't! No, you don't! No, you don't! So this is campaigning!