Pat Oliphant for May 05, 2008
Hillary Clinton: And how do I know you'll buy this proposal? Because you and I know you're too dumb to recognize it as a cheap, short-term, political gimmick! I'm spending all my time pretending I'm one of you - the bowling and shot-and-a-beer crowd - just to get your stupid, working-stiff vote! And while I'm worth a hundred and nine million, how much are you worth, dummy? But I'll convince you that Obama's the elitist, anyway! And you know why you'll believe all this? Because I went to a fancy college, and you're just dumb, dumb, dumb, dumbittty, dumb. Haw! Punk: I think it was trailer park community college.