Pat Oliphant for June 30, 2009
Democrat Donkey: Used to be, there was a reliable pattern to these scandal things. Once we could depend on democrats being the hetero offenders while republicans were getting caught in men's restrooms. Republican Elephant: Now see here. Donkey: Now, republicans are running off to Argentina to see women, and behaving like heteros. You can't tell one party from another anymore. Elephant: Been that way for some time. Punk: Ah... Summer! The Silly Season.