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Pat Oliphant for December 13, 2011
Newt Gingrich: Now, God, I want you to remember I'm a Christian and a Catholic, just like you, which my opponents are not, I might add, most especially Romney, who belongs to some cult or other, and I want you to keep in mind my superior intellect and teaching abilities, qualities which alone should recommend me as being the most deserving candidate to receive your endorsement as the Republican nominee - you being a fellow Republican, and all. Amen. Barack Obama: Lord, please take good care of brother Newt. And please oh please make him the Republican nominee for President. Amen.
Lord ? Amen ?President Hussein is not a Christian.