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Pat Oliphant for March 26, 2012
Newt Gingrich: Hi, everyone! What's happened, sweetheart? There should be crowds gathered in welcome! Where are the delegates? We need to buy delegates, f'Godsake! Mrs. Gingrich: I'll call Mr. Adelson, honey. Voice: Hello? Mr. Adelson? Hello? Hello? Mr. Adelson? Punk: He says he's out of town.
You liberals just keep flapping your lips. You want China to own the moon?? Gingrinch is a genius, and will certainly gain the Republican nomination and will have no problem trouncing Obama in a debate. I’m……keeping a straight face, I assure you.