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Pat Oliphant for May 01, 2012
Cat: Mr. Romney is calling out Osama bin Laden. Dog: Oh, heavens! Someone should tell him! Mitt Romney: OK, the game's up, bin Laden! Soon as I'm elected sheriff, I'm comin' to get you! Your days are numbered. You can run but you can't hide bin Laden! Dog: Excuse me, sir, but Sheriff Obama put Osama bin Laden in Boot Hill a year ago. Romney: He did? Dog: Don't you feel a bit sorry for him? Cat: No. Romney: Oh, darn! Well, I woulda done that - even Jimmy Carter woulda done that! That's just cheap political posturing, anyway. Punk: Out of touch again.
Too bad Bush invaded Iraq instead of finishing the job in Afghanistan.