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Pat Oliphant for July 11, 2012
Mitt Romney: Look! I've outspent Obama again by many millions! I'm the winner! I win. I win. I win. Now you really must love me, you absolutely must! This spending is proof that I love and understand you! Please! I'm so sincere. You must love me! I spent a fortune on you. You must love me. You owe me! Man: Could you possibly love that? Woman: Come on: I don't even know who that is. Punk: He has trouble with that himself.
I guess he has the love of Palin, ODonnell, Santorum, Bachman, Gingrich, Cain, Trump, and most importantly, W.?