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Pat Oliphant for January 24, 2014
Politician: More disgusting and stomach-turning torture photos from Syria. Elder politician: God! These are awful! Politician: And these. Elder politician: Ghastly! Totally inhuman! Elder politician: tsk. tsk. Politician: Anything else? Elder politician: Add a tsk, and send in the Red Cross! When the going gets tough...
Oh let’s send in Marines to get slaughtered like Reagan did in Beirut. Or how many thousands we sent to die in Iraq to achieve zilch.
Seems like some people never learn we can’t be the world’s policeman.