Pat Oliphant for January 27, 2014
...And all you women who can't control your libidos, you gone need special attention, so kindly leave your names, etc. in the institute guest book. Republican institute for libido control. Sermon today by Reverend Huckleberry. Welcome back, Reverend! The Reverend will be right with you ma'am. He better hurry-- I can't hardly control myself!