Peanuts by Charles Schulz for August 01, 2019

Er, Lucy, your dad has TWO sons now, and one of them is a FAR better player than you ever were, are, or will be!

Haha! Lucy, a true drama queen.

GREAT! Lucy’s not only a bully, she’s a grand mistress at the art of emotional blackmail! :/

Lucy, just tell yourself to get over it and then charge yourself 5¢ please.

That brought a tear to my eye. Poor Lucille

Daddy! I’m not even good enough to play on the worst team ever!

“Lucy … here’s a quarter, call someone who cares ….”

He has two more sins at home

I’m going to dig out my first glove and, like Field of Dreams, just smell the leather.

So instead, she’s destroying Charlie’s dream of ever winning a game.

Now if only there were some way to guilt trip the other team, you could make a real contribution.

Laying it on thick, aren’t we, Lucy?

Let her go, CB, let her go!!

Dad will be fine. Rerun will make him proud.

LOL! CB’s team still won’t win!

Give it to Linus.

Trash-masher, why not a trash burner?

And while you are at it throw Lucy into the wood chipper.

I used to have a dream, too.

She could give it to Linus, but of course he has his trusty blanket and doesn’t need it.

Lucy may not have a future in sports, but a career in writing for soap operas is a certainty.

One doubts Mr. Van Pelt was truly happy with any of his children.

She’ll be baaaack…