Peanuts by Charles Schulz for July 21, 2022

how ’bout no, Lucy

A squeeze play while in the field on defense? Must have learned that strategy from Joe Shlabotnik.

Ooh la la, a little risque adult humor today.

Ahem!!!

Run Schroeder!

There’s no romance in baseball!

Lucy … how about squeezing your lips closed … for the next 10 years.

Yeah, Lucy, catch that catcher!!

Run Schroder, run far away into the night!

Schroeder should keep a bat handy at all times.

That’s what you call a squeeze play?

This is when you want the umpires to come and break up the meeting!

Catcher: You keep shaking me off. I called four different pitches and you said no to each one of them. What do you want?

Pitcher: Rain.

It’s a miracle that Schroeder hasn’t filed a restraining order on you.

Strategy session over.

So young and so thirsty.

Charlie Brown has a big advantage with that pitcher’s mound.

When a baseball team has its signals mixed, you know that trouble’s brewing!

harassment

Team on the field does not call a squeeze play. The team on offense does.

Schroeder is crying foul on that one

That’ll score a lot of home runs…

Game postponed on account of mush

Say what you like, Lucy, but you’ll never be Schroeder’s ‘squeeze’!

Good grief! Lucy shook up the catcher, and now he can’t concentrate on his job.

Yeah, Charlie Brown. A squeeze play. Squeeze Lucy off the team. You’ll do much better without her on the team. I mean 80-0 is way better than 360-0.

Run, Schroeder! Run!

This was all before crackdowns on harassment. Lucky for Lucy.

Sexual Harassment.