Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 30, 2023

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    ronaldspence  6 months ago

    it still doesn’t travel faster than bad news!

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    Templo S.U.D.  6 months ago

    afternoons are much, much longer in the summertime if you’re living in northernmost Scandinavia, Russia, the Canadian Northwest Territories, and even Alaska

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    californiamonty  6 months ago

    I hear you, Sally. I hear you.

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    Blu Bunny  6 months ago

    And the nights go so much faster than days.

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    Purple People Eater  6 months ago

    No matter how fast light travels it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it.

    ― Terry Pratchett

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    ObiJoan  6 months ago

    Because light has energy and will warm up any object that absorbs it, and heat causes dilation.

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    WoT_Hog Premium Member 6 months ago

    Actually 186,282 miles, 698 yards, 2 feet, and 5 21/127 inches per second.

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    Troglodyte  6 months ago

    And the sad part is – you can’t make light of your situation, Sally.

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    Darryl Heine  6 months ago

    Early evenings still have daylight in Summer months.

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    Ellis97  6 months ago

    It really depends on what season it is and where you live.

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 6 months ago

    The Count agrees. The Count simply cannot wait for Fall and Winter… football, cooler/colder weather, hot chocolate and reading in front of the fireplace. Can’t stand this heat and long hours of daylight.

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    Decepticomic  6 months ago

    Cuz you’re in school.

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    A.Ficionada  6 months ago

    Afternoons in school really did get long, Sally ;)

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    rmercer Premium Member 6 months ago

    Because Dark travels much slower…

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    Daltongang Premium Member 6 months ago

    Because boredom travels at 1.86000 feet per day.

    Or to explain it in Peanuts grown up language. "Wha wah. Wha wah wah wah wah. "

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    gantech  6 months ago

    “Y’know…wibbly, wobbly….

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    KEA  6 months ago

    only in a vacuum

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    rossevrymn  6 months ago

    This piece may be the best tie ever of our understanding reality to metaphysics. It’s Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel.

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    Because clocks are in a different dimension and travel much slower (but only at school and work)

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    John Jorgensen  6 months ago

    Because you’re not a photon?

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    I❤️Peanuts  6 months ago

    The days grow short when you reach September Sally. You’ll see.

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    eddi-TBH  6 months ago

    Because you are days away from summer vacation.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  6 months ago

    Sally must be writing copy for ‘Twizzlers’ ads.

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