This is the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel: And the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the portion of Jezreel; so that they shall not say, This is Jezebel.
I wish that DreamWorks had continued to produce hand-drawn Biblical movies in the vein of The Prince Of Egypt. They could have done a movie about the prophets Elijah and Elisha. I miss traditional 2-D animation (sniff).
According to IMDB, there have been three movies, one short, and one mini series, all titled Jezebel, but none of them are about the biblical queen. I think Sally’s right. It would make a good TV series (or movie). I’m surprised it hasn’t been done.
I have to wonder what inspired Charles Schulz to write today’s strip. It seems kind of grim for a comic that most of the children in America were reading at the time.
knutdl 4 months ago
This is the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel: And the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the portion of Jezreel; so that they shall not say, This is Jezebel.
DOGS? (OMG).
knutdl 4 months ago
Great TV series? Gory.
ronaldspence 4 months ago
then dogs eat her
Walter Kocker Premium Member 4 months ago
Jezebel was defenestrated? I didn’t even know she was Russian.
mccollunsky 4 months ago
That’d be the finale.
PhantomStrngrr 4 months ago
“I didn’t know there was a pool down there.”
Hazelnut King 4 months ago
I wish that DreamWorks had continued to produce hand-drawn Biblical movies in the vein of The Prince Of Egypt. They could have done a movie about the prophets Elijah and Elisha. I miss traditional 2-D animation (sniff).
dcdete. 4 months ago
How fat must she have been if she needed 3 men to lift her? One man or even two men couldn’t pick her up?
Purple People Eater 4 months ago
According to IMDB, there have been three movies, one short, and one mini series, all titled Jezebel, but none of them are about the biblical queen. I think Sally’s right. It would make a good TV series (or movie). I’m surprised it hasn’t been done.
win.45mag 4 months ago
Ain’t so great if you were Jezebel.
DHBirr 4 months ago
The Death of Mary Queen of Scots. “And now, Radio 4 will explode.”
oldthang 4 months ago
Jezebel was an evil woman.
markkahler52 4 months ago
What was she looking at out the window? The ground?
Ellis97 4 months ago
I think Tom Jones wrote a song about that.
Mediatech 4 months ago
CSI: Defenestrations
cdward 4 months ago
The last words she heard were: “Putin sent us.”
Darryl Heine 4 months ago
Roots miniseries, anyone?
bigger Nate 4 months ago
I’ve wished someone would do that to Maude a few times
NeedaChuckle Premium Member 4 months ago
Such a holy book!!
Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago
Or court case when they try to pay her hush money to shut her up rather than simply whacking her like what happened to Marilyn Monroe.
uniquename 4 months ago
What brought that up, Linus?
Decepticomic 4 months ago
She secretly survives and does Kill Bill training stuff to get revenge on the 3 men.
mindjob 4 months ago
I just remember the Twilight Zone episode
John Leonard Premium Member 4 months ago
They had the FSB way back then?
Frank_Lecanto 4 months ago
defenestration…
Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago
Wow. They let children read this violent book?
Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago
Sounds like an episode of Law & Order in the making.
browntb3 4 months ago
What a wild story ! Thrown out the window by three eunuchs.
MRBLUESKY529 4 months ago
The bible is a very violent book. It should be banned like other violent books.
KEA 4 months ago
sounds like Game of Thrones
MichiganMitten 4 months ago
Probably more to story. I should read the rest.
MichaelAxelFleming 4 months ago
Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon.
Dianne50 4 months ago
I have to wonder what inspired Charles Schulz to write today’s strip. It seems kind of grim for a comic that most of the children in America were reading at the time.
John Jorgensen 4 months ago
Why is he sitting there with the Bible open if he’s just going to give her the Cliff Notes version?
Then again, maybe that’s not the Bible. It looks rather thin.
geese28 4 months ago
….for Netflix
eddi-TBH 4 months ago
Sort of Game of Thrones with more violence.
anncorr339 4 months ago
Sally you would not like it
Strawberry King 4 months ago
It wasn’t easy being Jezebel.
fourteenpeeves 4 months ago
Wasn’t Jezebel a cheat? or at least Bette Davis, which is just as bad?
Otis Rufus Driftwood 4 months ago
Sally Brown, future Netflix executive.