Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 04, 2024

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    knutdl  4 months ago

    This is the word of the LORD, which he spake by his servant Elijah the Tishbite, saying, In the portion of Jezreel shall dogs eat the flesh of Jezebel: And the carcase of Jezebel shall be as dung upon the face of the field in the portion of Jezreel; so that they shall not say, This is Jezebel.

    DOGS? (OMG).

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    knutdl  4 months ago

    Great TV series? Gory.

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    ronaldspence  4 months ago

    then dogs eat her

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    Walter Kocker Premium Member 4 months ago

    Jezebel was defenestrated? I didn’t even know she was Russian.

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    mccollunsky  4 months ago

    That’d be the finale.

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    PhantomStrngrr  4 months ago

    “I didn’t know there was a pool down there.”

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    Hazelnut King  4 months ago

    I wish that DreamWorks had continued to produce hand-drawn Biblical movies in the vein of The Prince Of Egypt. They could have done a movie about the prophets Elijah and Elisha. I miss traditional 2-D animation (sniff).

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    dcdete.  4 months ago

    How fat must she have been if she needed 3 men to lift her? One man or even two men couldn’t pick her up?

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    Purple People Eater  4 months ago

    According to IMDB, there have been three movies, one short, and one mini series, all titled Jezebel, but none of them are about the biblical queen. I think Sally’s right. It would make a good TV series (or movie). I’m surprised it hasn’t been done.

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    win.45mag  4 months ago

    Ain’t so great if you were Jezebel.

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    DHBirr  4 months ago

    The Death of Mary Queen of Scots. “And now, Radio 4 will explode.”

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    oldthang  4 months ago

    Jezebel was an evil woman.

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    markkahler52  4 months ago

    What was she looking at out the window? The ground?

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    Ellis97  4 months ago

    I think Tom Jones wrote a song about that.

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    CSI: Defenestrations

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    cdward  4 months ago

    The last words she heard were: “Putin sent us.”

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    Darryl Heine  4 months ago

    Roots miniseries, anyone?

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    bigger Nate  4 months ago

    I’ve wished someone would do that to Maude a few times

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    NeedaChuckle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Such a holy book!!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 4 months ago

    Or court case when they try to pay her hush money to shut her up rather than simply whacking her like what happened to Marilyn Monroe.

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    What brought that up, Linus?

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    Decepticomic  4 months ago

    She secretly survives and does Kill Bill training stuff to get revenge on the 3 men.

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    mindjob  4 months ago

    I just remember the Twilight Zone episode

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    John Leonard Premium Member 4 months ago

    They had the FSB way back then?

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    Frank_Lecanto  4 months ago

    defenestration…

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    Angry Indeed Premium Member 4 months ago

    Wow. They let children read this violent book?

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    Daltongang Premium Member 4 months ago

    Sounds like an episode of Law & Order in the making.

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    browntb3  4 months ago

    What a wild story ! Thrown out the window by three eunuchs.

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    MRBLUESKY529  4 months ago

    The bible is a very violent book. It should be banned like other violent books.

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    KEA  4 months ago

    sounds like Game of Thrones

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    MichiganMitten  4 months ago

    Probably more to story. I should read the rest.

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    MichaelAxelFleming  4 months ago

    Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon.

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    Dianne50  4 months ago

    I have to wonder what inspired Charles Schulz to write today’s strip. It seems kind of grim for a comic that most of the children in America were reading at the time.

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    John Jorgensen  4 months ago

    Why is he sitting there with the Bible open if he’s just going to give her the Cliff Notes version?

    Then again, maybe that’s not the Bible. It looks rather thin.

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    geese28  4 months ago

    ….for Netflix

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    eddi-TBH  4 months ago

    Sort of Game of Thrones with more violence.

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    anncorr339  4 months ago

    Sally you would not like it

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    Strawberry King  4 months ago

    It wasn’t easy being Jezebel.

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    fourteenpeeves  4 months ago

    Wasn’t Jezebel a cheat? or at least Bette Davis, which is just as bad?

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Sally Brown, future Netflix executive.

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