Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2004
"Okay, moron, what are you doing now?" "It's the Bait Club...Willie Worm, Gigi Grub, and Sven the Salmon Egg...We're planning out our club's future." "Well, don't plan too much, because I'm going trout fishing tomorrow and you're all gonna die." "Suddenly, the issue of where to build our retirement home does not look so pressing."