Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 24, 2006
"I can't believe you built a bomb shelter, but won't let your best friend in the whole world use it." "Alright, fine... if a big bomb goes off and everyone dies, you can live down here with me for as many years as it takes. I promise." "<I>Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!</i>" "But no eating the food."