Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2008
"What happened to our stupid garden shed? It looks like it exploded." "I think it was those bunnies you tried to poison... you know, the ones who ate your garden?" "What makes you think a bunch of stupid bunnies could possibly blow up our garden shed?" "The videotape they sent." "Greetings, Great Satan."