Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 25, 2008
"Well, zebra, I'm afraid I have some bad news." "Worse than the fact you risked my life on a baseball game?!" "I'm afraid so...After placing five hundred bucks on us to win, I bet five thousand on us to lose." "You what??" "Sorry, my bookie gave me great odds." "Bookie?! What kind of bookie takes a bet where a guy's life is on the line???" "Meow."