Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 11, 2008
Pig says, "Where you been this morning, Rat?" Rat says, "Helping Zebra. The crocs got the bomb." Pig syas, "The bomb?! Oh, no! Is he gonna die?" Rat says, "Relax, bacon butt?For a couple G's, I hooked him up with a crack team of bomb disposal experts...Real pros...They should be there any minute." guard duck says, "Howdy-do."