Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 10, 2010
Rat says, "Behold! I, Rat, now have my own iPod, iPhone AND iPad." Goat says, "You know, I always hate hanging out with people who have all that stuff because they pay more attention to all that than they do to the people they're with." Rat says, "Yes. It is all part of my grand strategy for social interaction with those around me." Goat says, "Which is what?" Rat says, "iIgnore." Goat says, "iGiveUp." Pig says, "iHuggaYouMakeYouFeelBetter."