Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for May 13, 2011
Crocodile: Hey, Larry... How life as veecious tree croc? You leap on zeeba head and reep to shred yet? Larry the croc: Me no can leap, Bob. Tree too high. Crocodile: You veecious tree croc, Larry! How you keel prey if you no leap on head? Larry the croc: Me gonna chuck kumquats. Crocodile: You bad tree croc, Larry. Larry the croc: Me got lot of kumquats, Bob.