Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 26, 2011
Transcript:
Rat: So why'd the feds let you out of prison? Stephan Pastis: I agreed to make 'Pearls' a "lighthearted spoof on the modern American family, sure to induce wholesome chuckles." Rat: That's like almost every other comic on the page. Pastis: Yep, and we're gonna start by introducing a kindhearted mother character... in fact, my very own mother. Mother: Is this the only $*@! beer in the house? Rat: Maybe we won't be like every other comic on the page. Pastis: Language, Mom. Language.
AGED_ENGINEER Premium Member over 13 years ago
Mommie dearest!
firedome over 13 years ago
gee, rat, i’d thought you’d be happy about the strip’s new addition…
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
They tried to brainwash cartoon-Pastis, but he outwitted them! Welcome, Greek, ciggy-dangling, potty-mouthed cartoon-Mama Pastis! I foresee a long and exciting acquaintance.
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
Ahh, the tree whence fell not far the apple. ’Splains a lot.
zero over 13 years ago
Set that hag on the crocs & ship them all to Tierra del Fuego in a leaky rowboat.
GROG Premium Member over 13 years ago
My Mom never drank beer, but she could get potty-mouthed with the best of them if you pushed her too far.
malt09526 over 13 years ago
“page”? what is this “page” you speak of?
Potrzebie over 13 years ago
Speaking of wholesome families, what is the relationship between Mr. Pastis and Mr. Keane?
Mark55025 over 13 years ago
I wonder what Steven P’s Mom thinks of this.
natefakes over 13 years ago
Bring in some strippers. That will put you a little over the edge
jpsomebody over 13 years ago
I can see mom and Rat are gonna be best friends. I wonder if Rat is gonna make Pastis call him dad?
cjcuster Premium Member over 13 years ago
Totally reminds me of Craig Ferguson. He’s always getting yelled at for his language and lack of being like any of the other talk shows. Yea Stephan! Yea Craigy!
Number Three over 13 years ago
You were wrong there Mister.
LOL xxxx
Fan o’ Lio. over 13 years ago
Pastis was arrested and charged with felony paronomasia.
Dr Sheriff MB esq PhD DML over 13 years ago
my kind of woman!
Sherlock Watson over 13 years ago
Considering that it’s Rat’s fault the strip has to change, I think it would have been even funnier if it had turned into another “Family Circus,” causing Rat to cry out, “WHAT HAVE I DONE?”
Popeyesforearm over 13 years ago
“I wanna gal just like the gal that married dear old dad”. I’m afraid to ask what tatoos Mom might have. And where!
EricAlder over 13 years ago
Is she complaining about the beer quantity or quality?
Lyons Group, Inc. over 13 years ago
Oh Lord. That’s just what that strip needs: More smoking and drinking characters!
mac47 over 13 years ago
Pearls will always be unique.
hariseldon59 over 13 years ago
Reminds me of Anne Ramsey in Throw Momma from the Train.
chabias over 13 years ago
Welcome Mrs. P!
SusanSunshine Premium Member over 13 years ago
(Hmmm… second time today I’ve had to re-post because my comment didn’t show up. Hope it doesn’t appear twice now!)@bmonk (just in case you ever see it): never assume.
pmb299 over 13 years ago
I fell on the floor laughing at this one
Caitlin71.6 over 13 years ago
he must have had a wonderful childhood….
misterblister 6 months ago
no wonder stephans like this