Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for November 22, 2011

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago

    Nah, rat, your nose just makes a nice spindle…

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    killacowinWA  over 12 years ago

    This one again? As great as Pearls is, it gets a bit dull to hear the same joke repeated so many times. Although the use of Rat’s nose in the lat panel is nice and original, though a mild punishment for such a high insult.

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    mailinutile2  over 12 years ago

    Goat’s blog needs a few banjo casualities in it to become interesting!

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    Spindle this, Rat! What does Google Analytics tell you about that?

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    I always did think all Rat’s appendages looked a bit spindly.

    And his nose is what’s boring. Look — it bored right through those papers.

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    wdaveonline  over 12 years ago

    Greetings from the Web Analytics Association! Expect a few page views here, as I circulate the link to our Yahoo forum of 7000+ global analytics professionals. —WDave, WAForum Moderator

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    Zippy007  over 12 years ago

    For you have spent enough time in the past doing what pagans choose to do—living in debauchery, lust, drunkenness, orgies, carousing and detestable idolatry. They think it strange that you do not plunge with them into the same flood of dissipation, and they heap abuse on you. 1 Peter 4:3-4

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    Kydex29  over 12 years ago

    Impressive vocabulary, Rat. I didn’t think you had that much actual intelligence – thought you were just a stuffed shirt.

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    OhioBetty  over 12 years ago

    I work for a web company and have recommended to my boss that we simply send all of our clients this, instead of wasting time actually looking at their sites and coming up with the same conclusion all over again.

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    DQcartoonist  over 12 years ago

    Excellent observation KillacowninWA.

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    nancyroy2  over 12 years ago

    too bad Google Analytics doesn’t really tell you that! I guess that could be deciphered in the lack of returning visitors.

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    dukeallen  over 12 years ago

    Goat will become a cartoonist soon.

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    battycomic Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Ya think, Rat?

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    Keno21  over 12 years ago

    How boring.

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    Number Three  over 12 years ago

    Rat is REALLY working his ticket.

    Poor Goat.


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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    So when I think I’m boring a hole in a piece of wood, nothing’s really happening?

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    Bulletin bored!

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    Zebrails  over 12 years ago

    …sigh…. YAWN…. …………………………………………………………………………………sigh…

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    fatjimi  over 12 years ago

    Rat’s a born reporter. He has a nose for the news.

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    chris_weaver  over 12 years ago

    Just shoot the messenger!

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