Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 11, 2011
Hey, Pig, what do you need? Pig: I'm the tapping pig! I go door-to-door tap dancing for people and then keep track of whether or not they liked it. So far, everyone's loved it! Zebra: Listen, Pig, I haven't had a chance to talk to you, but I got some bad news last night. My cousin Dean was eaten by lions. And when they were done, they are my Uncle Steve. Then his brother Pete. A whole family wiped out by a group of heartless, insatiable predators...when does it end?...when does the mindless violence and suffering of this world end?!? *tappity tappity tap tap tap* "Not a fan."