Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 17, 2012
Pig: What happened to you, Steph? Pastis: I flew from L.A. to Oakland and the airline lost my luggage. It had all my clothes, my hat, my contact lenses. They have no idea where it is. Pig: Oh, no, Steph... was there anything in there you can't replace? Rat: Where the $*@! am I?