Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 07, 2012

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    thebeevamp23  over 12 years ago

    this comic is so hard to read sometimes…. but im still a fan

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    margueritem  over 12 years ago


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    corzak  over 12 years ago

    lol, lol! I’ve had more and more ‘discussions’ like this in the last few years. If you don’t like the facts, make up your own!“We Fabricate. You Repeat.”

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    tat0010  over 12 years ago

    All we need is a president called newt. sigh…….

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    chris_weaver  over 12 years ago

    No newt is good newt.

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    I just newt this wasn’t going to end.

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    Bratwurst  over 12 years ago

    Eggs? Please no more Newts…

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    Bilan  over 12 years ago

    Newt has been laying something on us that’s normally found in swamps, but it’s not eggs.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Well, I dunno…. Newt did kinda lay an egg in the primary.

    “An” sometimes he “fibian.”In fact sometimes he downright lion.

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    truscan777  over 12 years ago

    Doesn’t this remind you of the TV show “V”??? LOL

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    Kaputnik  over 12 years ago

    As long as we’re into reptile prejudices, I wonder how the crocs feel about alligators. Are they insulted when people get them confused?

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    celeconecca  over 12 years ago

    can’t efts grow back limbs?

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    GeeDee Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Time for Newt to crawl back under his rock.

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    Sisyphos  over 12 years ago

    I’m not so sure about amphibians, but most politicians seem to me like evil magicians…. Larry should listen to Junior, however, who presents as being of the smart side of the family.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 12 years ago

    yes, Lary. yes he is.

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    Varnes  over 12 years ago

    This country doesn’t need to be Newtered……

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    finale  over 12 years ago

    What the eft?

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    rugeirn  over 12 years ago

    I totally believe the last line of this strip. Totally.

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    silatix  over 12 years ago

    That last panel is CLASSIC!

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    rmacprivate  over 12 years ago

    Forgot to add the old line to that. if a snake had ears.

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    flintcrow  over 12 years ago

    Dang, someone already made a Georgia reference! I’ve got to get up earlier.

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    JoeStrike  over 12 years ago

    The scary thing is, the kid’s dad is right!

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    Reppr Premium Member over 12 years ago

    What, no references to baseball handwear?

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    Digital Frog  over 12 years ago

    Where’s the witch?? She turned him into a Newt and he didn’t get better…

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    JavaJim  over 12 years ago

    Las nite dat newt claimed he be tortoise. Mebbe he reptile after all!

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    RonaldDavis  over 12 years ago

    Newt’s a boy! Boys don’t lay eggs.

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    Piksea Premium Member over 12 years ago

    This is a first! Larry and I are in perfect agreement!!!

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    tigre1  over 12 years ago

    By my Newt Estimate, he’s four hairs past his time for Apocalypse…

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    starlilies  over 12 years ago

    LOL! Love this!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 12 years ago

    Frankly, I don’t give a fig for Newt.

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    Firebird67  over 12 years ago

    On those rare occasions when an idea does manage to make its way into Larry’s thick skull it just seems to take up residence and never leave.

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    Jmcook006  over 12 years ago

    For all those making Georgia and Newt jokes-

    Anyone want to house a Georgian not dumb enough to vote for him? Any other state is fine…

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    MeGoNow Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Well, this certainly might explain a lot.

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    BenLuke  over 12 years ago

    Who new’t that there would be so many puns in this comment section.

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    Spooky D Cat  over 12 years ago

    I recall that Steve Allen had a newt he named “Minow.” It was a play on words for Newton Minow, then the chairman of the FCC who referred to tv as “a vast wasteland.”

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    lattewoman  over 12 years ago

    I think Newt lays his eggs wherever they drop, and always in public. He’s an out front amphibian.

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    TheAlmightyOne  over 12 years ago

    What happened to the thoughts in the old strip where he thought newts were cute and wanted to be “Newter”. Which had some awkward consequences. :P

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    Logical Duck  over 12 years ago

    I have a newt. His name is Tiny.Why?Because he’s my newt!

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    KEA  over 12 years ago

    He’s probably looking for his 4th wife.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 12 years ago

    Aw thanks, Mechanic.

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    DuHhozr  over 12 years ago

    @ LogicalDuck : Excellent!!!

    @ eddie6192 : Ans.= Newtin’.

    Think any of them are related to Rockne?

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  44. Cathy aack Premium Member over 12 years ago

    For once I might agree with Dad.

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    fmasroor  over 12 years ago

    He should have done one against Mitt Romney.

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