Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 01, 2013

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    el8  over 11 years ago

    More cushion, less delusion.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 11 years ago

    As you go home, Goat, go have a talk with Mr. Pastis.

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    margueritem  over 11 years ago

    Go, Goat, before you’re caught up in the thralls of silly humor…

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    Bilan  over 11 years ago

    When will Goat learn?A: When it’s not funny anymore.

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    blunebottle  over 11 years ago

    It’ll be safer there, Goat.

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    Sisyphos  over 11 years ago

    Today’s Mother Goose and Grimm is playing the Pastis pun game, too. I’m just going to quietly accompany Goat out of here now, before I go off my rocker….

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    Plods with ...™  over 11 years ago

    Will somebody please go slap Pastis?

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    j-birds3  over 11 years ago

    We have a little Goat cheezeeee here….

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    eddie6192  over 11 years ago

    Pastis is off his rocker.

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    mkhill  over 11 years ago

    My first laugh of the day :)

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member over 11 years ago

    @Ceeg22—He was returning a very, VERY thin book he had borrowed from Bob—“Smart Republicans in Congress”!!

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    gmu328  over 11 years ago

    classic patsis … love his play on words

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    finale  over 11 years ago

    Form fitting bubble butt cushions…$9.95….but order right now..

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    SAINT12345  over 11 years ago

    oh lord another pun?

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    HankTheSock  over 11 years ago

    @Plods with Beer (did I mention beer?) sure…

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    eddie6192  over 11 years ago

    Probably a few years ago, when I read PBS for the first time.

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    pschearer Premium Member over 11 years ago

    I can’t wait for her to kick the bucket.

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    puddlesplatt  over 11 years ago

    if you wish, hard enough “Dreams will come true”

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    jack fairbanks  over 11 years ago

    sore butt? how do you think the chair feels?

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    Number Three  over 11 years ago

    Hahahahaha! Awkward…

    I think that would be a very wise option, Goat.


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    Manitobaman  over 11 years ago

    Good one!! I willl remember to try that if ( when ) that happpens to me.

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    seanyj  over 11 years ago

    Stephan Pastis is off his rocker!

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    jcomics52  over 11 years ago

    Stephan Pastis is off his rocker, but the funniest man alive.

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    VeryGoodThing  over 11 years ago

    We need more Goat!

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    comiclovah  over 11 years ago

    Hi guys i’m comiclovah and i just got free membership

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    Rickapolis  over 11 years ago

    We all saw this one coming.

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    Sherlock Watson  over 11 years ago

    Is that Betty White? If so, she’s looking a lot younger today!

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 11 years ago

    LOL!!!I always enjoy your jokes, Alex!!!!

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    bigpastisfan123  over 11 years ago

    how punny!

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    banananananana  over 11 years ago

    Goat really should have seen this one coming, after all the time he’s known Pig.

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    SuperSayian  about 11 years ago

    What was Goat doing there?

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