Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 02, 2013

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    margueritem  about 11 years ago

    Poor Pig, he’s one of the ones that the tabloids love dearly.

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    el8  about 11 years ago

    Aliens probed me, I’m not dead (yet).

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    Varnes  about 11 years ago

    47% of conservatives believe the President was born in Kenya…..And crazier yet, almost all of them think they can win in a general election….They are so cute at that age……!

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    Sherlock Watson  about 11 years ago

    Sing along with Sherlock: “I saw Elvis in a UFO, sittin’ there with Howard Hughes…”

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    RuinQueenofOblivion  about 11 years ago

    Hey, the aliens still have his brain you know.

    I want to see if anyone gets this.

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    Hillbillyman  about 11 years ago

    He is dead alright; he is in ‘Liberal’ hell waiting on the Oboma supporters.

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    knight1192a  about 11 years ago

    Pig needs help, a lot of it.

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    Soroxas  about 11 years ago

    Steph mentioned that fact in Pearls Freaks the #*%# Out

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    Lucid Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Why so few indeed, Pig?

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    Sisyphos  about 11 years ago

    There can be no compelling retort to Pig’s faith in Elvis. It’s touching that he still cares…. I grew up in the Age of Elvis, more or less, and my comment is this: Fats Domino lives and rocks!

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    vwdualnomand  about 11 years ago

    elvis is alive. he was pumping gas in new mexico back in 90s. retired at retirement community with his new wife, heidi.

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    Vonne Anton  about 11 years ago

    Alien probing only makes you WISH you were dead.

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    j-birds3  about 11 years ago

    Aliens??long live Elvis…

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    jmartin1955  about 11 years ago

    What made me laugh are my grandsons (one and 6 months) will have no clue who Elvis is

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    jack fairbanks  about 11 years ago

    12% think he’s fluffy, not fat.

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    finale  about 11 years ago

    Surrealism at it’s best: The shops across the street from Graceland. Even if you don’t like Elvis and are in Memphis a stop in the parking lot (during daylight) will amuse and confuse. Some of the aliens do come back.

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    markmoss1  about 11 years ago

    Read the Sookie Stackhouse novels for the real scoop on Elvis – he’s now a brain-damaged vampire known as Bubba

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    puddlesplatt  about 11 years ago

    he had a sex change , and is living right here in town, quite a bit older and fatter.

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    HankTheSock  about 11 years ago

    Is that 11% thing really true? I know Stephan mentioned it in a previous strip. If it is true…well then that’s just sad…

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    pumaman  about 11 years ago

    Elvis is dead, Sinatra is dead, and me I feel also not so good.

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    pumaman  about 11 years ago

    Actually, I saw Elvis perform just a few years ago. We are talking about Mr. Costello right?

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    pshapley Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Elvis plays shortstop for the Texas Rangers.

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    legaleagle48  about 11 years ago

    Everyone else fell off the edge?

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    daveoverpar  about 11 years ago

    They serve great beer! I love going to the meetings.

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    RACerri32  about 11 years ago

    Au contrair – Elvis sacks quarterbacks in Denver !!!

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    Spooky D Cat  about 11 years ago

    I guess this means at least one member of every jury is in the group Goat describes.

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    Number Three  about 11 years ago

    Keep reading, Goat…

    LOL xxx

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    lovelaughterpeaceharmony  about 11 years ago

    elvis b-day is jan 8

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    marshalljpeters Premium Member about 11 years ago

    Elvis drove a race car in Canada in 2002 & 2003. He’s apparently been involved in quite a few things.

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    Rickapolis  about 11 years ago

    25% think evolution isn’t a fact. All of them republicans, I’m sure.

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    Carl Rennhack Premium Member about 11 years ago

    1) What REALLY bothers me is that Paris thinks Pig is a person!2) I’m looking forward to meeting the perpetrator of “PB4S” in Brooklyn tomorrow!

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    dreadlokz  about 11 years ago

    Earth to Pig… ELVIS IS DEAD! Sorry to be so harsh.

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    Vonne Anton  about 11 years ago

    You win the award for the longest post I’ve ever scrolled through, refusing to read it because I have a life.

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    comiclovah  about 11 years ago

    Way to stick up pig

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    banananananana  about 11 years ago

    He died when he was only forty-two, but considering his diet it makes sense. He once ate nothing but fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches for NINE WEEKS.

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    banananananana  about 11 years ago

    *Seven weeks. My bad. But still.

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    SuperSayian  about 11 years ago

    Reminds me of the “Zombie Elvis Found!” newspaper in GTA 3

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    Squirrel Chaser  almost 2 years ago

    I heard he just went home. -MiB

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