Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 11, 2013
Man 1: I just ____ a ____ who ____ my ____. Man 2: Did you ____ a ____ of ____ in her ____? Rat: I sense a wee bit of censorship. Pastis: Well, we're in newspapers, gosh darn it! Pig: Whoa whoa whoa. Watch the language, Steph. Every major character in "Pearls" is currently in prison, with the sole exception of Goat, who isn't funny. So in lieu of a "Pearls" strip, Stephan will run an installment of his favorite online strip, "Cyanice and Happiness."