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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 06, 2013
Goat: Did you know that most British cops don't carry guns? Pig: Then how do they stop someone who'd got a gun and is threatening to kill people? Rat: Pinching and tickling. Goat: No. Pig: Tickling is mean. Rat. And if that doesn't work, they threaten to call their mum.
Do you know that 96.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot?